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Thailand: A Retrospective in Multiples of Five
Thursday, October 09, 2008, 00:52 -
Five Things Thailand owes me:- A finger.
- A couple of thousand pounds.
- A video camera.
- A Swiss army knife.
- Plenty of bribes.
Five Things I Will Miss:
- Friends: Barry & Ying, Jolie, Sa, Dtar, Noi, Tik and P'Nong.
- Wet room showers.
- Personal bidet spray guns instead of toilet paper.
- Going out at any time of the day or night and never being cold.
- Girls on motorbikes.
Five Things I Won't Miss:
- The driving.
- The Police.
- Drunken ex-pats telling you how much they hate Thailand.
- The two unspeakable ones.
- The rats, the cockroaches and the dogs.
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